By the Awesome Hammer of Gloqwi: Azn-ness at Vegas-s



Just because this site has gone a while without a single post, here's some filler!

monkie dukies guide on how to give a bat an abortion

here we go :
1 razor blade to cutt
1 fountain pen to stab the unborn baby in the skull
1 to 3 Koa'ki Meiru yu-gi-oh cards to dig , cuz that is as bout as use full as their going to get
and krazy glue to fit her up

YAY!

Gloqwi just arrived from his meeting in California. all he did was spend over $50 on DDR

By the unrelated hammer of Gloqwi: YGO Duel Terminals

Have you seen these things? If not, go check them out on the Yugioh wikia. They are like miniature real life duel arenas! o.o!

Open your Eyes!

3:30 PM Posted by Patunga13 0 comments
To all people that think girl gamers are a myth...Balkani, meat Ashly Burch. she is a gamer and lets not forget a girl!!! she has a ton of videos funny and about video games. also her brother did not get her into this she is not just an actor she acually is a gamer, so non believer....believe it!!

Battlefield 1943

Me and monkie dukie have just tried out and enjoyed the new game on the xbox 360 arcade, Battlefield 1943. If some of you out there (CrimsonSasuke) are thinking that it isn't worth the 1200 microsoft points, you are WRONG. Take control of any vehicle you can find on the several maps that are in the game. If you want you can find the dogfighting game mode and spawn on an aircraft carrier and have intense air battles. GO GET THE GAME.

Awesome short idea! : The 5 stages of pwnage.

Unless this already has been taken, listen to this.
I found this very funny idea on bungie for a machinima short about the 5 stages of being pwned. Look for it, and tell me if has been taken or if you want to use it.

UPDATE: Here's the link! www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=34902154

To Crimson

4:33 PM Posted by Patunga13 0 comments
Crimson i have no idea why all your posts were deleted, mokiedukie dose not have authority to delete posts, and i didn't do it. we are still trying to find out why they were deleted. so please dont have your period all over the blog.

thank you youtube!

9:46 AM Posted by Patunga13 1 comments
so I am getting our soundtracks from youtube.....yes i am downloading the raw audio sound from those video that only have the album cover and are for music, thank you youtube. so i currently have FF VI, FF IX, Golden Sun Book I & II, and super metroid. If you Know of any other great soundtrack pls contact me so i can get it.- thanks Patunga13

a word or 38 with monkie dukie

12:41 AM Posted by monkie dukie 0 comments
hay monkie here, if u want to be a part of halo filming join now cuz Gloqwi, Patunga13, Balkani and my self will be ass deep in bk rapers rotfl-knifing it up in modern warfare 2 this November

RE:Broke'd in- gloqwi

crimson consider your self pwn.
so now that we have that out of the way ass you may have heard we are getting our equipment soon and then we will start to pump out our videos. we have now two main series, fifteen hours, maybe MIA and crimson's...which was changed completely, to something very dark. if you are interested in being in our videos and live in the Chicago area contact me Patunga13, CrimsonSasuke, or Gloqwi. also if you are interested in joining our team we need writers, same thing contact me, CrimsonSasuke, or Gloqwi

Broke'd In: Gloqwi

7:51 PM Posted by Anonymous 0 comments

Kaillif Ammen (GT: Gloqwi) is a self-loathing blogger slash gamer who was brought into the AMP crew because he knows more website design s#1t than all you guys (see? self-loathing) and because of his suprisingly low-voice over the microphone. He has taken time out of his completely free schedule to answer some questions that look very familar to people that visit bungie.net.

Q. Who are you and what do you think your doing in AMP?


I'm Kaillif Ammen, gaming and blogging extraordinare! I'm currently the lead website designer/organizer and might possibly be seen in some of the videos. I could also help out with some of the video editing when that actually does happen. Other than that, I'm really just the dude to go to when things need to be done and you really don't have the time to do them yourself.

Q. That sounds boring and frivolous. How long have you been in the gaming industry?

I've been playing video games for as long as I can remember. I only started becoming super into video games since I got my original Xbox in 2005, and I've only been completely immersed by video games since 2007. I opened a website back in early 2008 and that's as far as industry talk goes.

Q. Isn't that sweet. What makes AMP seem different than any other gigs you've done?

There is more than one person that cares.

Q. During your small time with this gang, what makes you think they'll pull through with the machinima.

When did I say they'll pull through?

Honestly, the only hope I have for this is that these guys realize how much money they have dropped to do this and are gonna do it whether they like it or not.

Q. Whenever you do these long, meaningless posts and work on the slightly frivolous website, what stays in your mind to keep you going?

Seriously? I really don't know. It's a good laugh, it shows how much of a life I don't have, and that I really have nothing else to do. I'd go with the second one, realistically.

Q. Speaking of no life, some people might read this and like to learn more about web design. Any tips for them?

Spend most of your life on the computer. Easy.

Q. Experience, work ethic, or talent? What are you looking for with these guys?

Work ethic. I already have enough of the other two. I just want to see the crew actually do something with this.

Q. Bonus Round! What tips would you give the people that are actually viewing this website to do to get people that are complete strangers to you find your website?

Make it look professional. Which is what I am doing. All other answers you will find by asking Crimson.

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Well, that was time well wasted. Patunga13 is starting to get his equipment so production should be starting soon! Hope you guys had a nice laugh and a good procrastination session! :P

By the Hammer of Gloqwi: Eww....

5:10 PM Posted by Anonymous 0 comments

Argh~! I finally got some free wi-fi at some Marriott in LA. Kinda sitting in the lobby while I'm posting this, and I have to say,

this website really needs a damn cleanup.

So, anyway, I'm in the middle of my "business meeting" in LA with nothing to do, so I guess I can post something. I really don't have anything to say about the machinima as of yet, but then again, neither does anybody else.

I like how CrimsonSasuke is trying to make our posts a little more worthwhile by adding a profile overview. I can do this by myself, thank you very much :P
(I do have to ask you about how you changed the blog background, because I have no idea how to do that).

I seem to have met everybody in the staff in person except for Balkani (and shouldn't I take the chance to do so since I'm in LA. LOL!)

Yeah...after I post this, I'm gunna go see if I can get a better layout for the blog, because everything seems so squished. Bye!


UPDATE: Nvm, Crimson. Thanks to Google, the background should be fixed so it doesn't annoyingly repeat....
unless you wanted it that way....

UPDATE 2: I just noticed where Crimson get's his Broken In, stuff. Coming soon: Broken In - Gloqwi: How he makes you unbelieve the believable.

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Patunga13 is starting to get his equipment so production should be starting soon!

monkie dukie's pointless...i don't even know what this is - Part 1

Friday, July 17, 2009 9:41 PM Posted by monkie dukie 0 comments
what can you say about a guy like crimson saskue after moving in to his moms basement at 14 what can you say, don't get me wrong that's cool but when your furniture consists of a couch and a xbox you know some things up....
crimsons quotes : NO GABE, I'M A SLAP U,WOW,you guys never try,.........,where the hell do you get sauce from?




we still love him

pls

seeing what fireworks and dreamweaver can do I need it... but i don't want to spend $700. if any of you know a torrent where i can download it, with no viruses or spywere ill greatly appreciate it. or even a cheaper site where i can buy it. contact me Patunga13 or CrimsonSasuke

YO!

Hey Patunga13 here, with some updates. we are soon going to film the first episode of fifteen hours, i also think that monkie dukie gave up on his idea. Also don't forget today is Crimsons Custom game. also Gloqwi went to California for business meeting, we all wish him a safe trip.

WTF

I was watching this video and this story came up. its about a black man who got prosecuted for rape....even though he didn't do a thing. his DNA did not match the semen on the girl and he had a different dental structure then the teeth mark on the body. he has no a lot of money and almost no media attention, so pls help spread the word and maybe we can get some justice around here.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4300383- Story

Changes

W had some changes in the team, pdidi911's acount got hacked (its a long story) and is now going by the name IIS IM IO IK IE and donkie dukie changed his gamer tag to Balkani. that is all for now, and dont be afriad to comment.

IM ALOS THINKING!!!!

So guys i still have second thoughts about fifteen hours. its about a soldier that gets sent to the wrong planet and the planet in which he lands on is the deadliest planet and where a soldiers average life expectancy is fifteen hours. its follows Larn around in those fifteen hours. -Patunga13


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